he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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