why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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