my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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