i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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