Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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