Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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