YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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