think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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