Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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