The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize