My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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