im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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