NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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