to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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