So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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