She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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