I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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