the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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