Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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