So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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