yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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