he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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