New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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