If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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foreskin is a definite game changer
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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