Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He felt like a one man threesome
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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