His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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