Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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