glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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