The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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