i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
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She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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