Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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