In the future we'll all be gay
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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