Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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