community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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