its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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