There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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