I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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