I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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