hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
two words: eviction party
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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