Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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