We should be called the Road Head Warriors
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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