so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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