She's JV to your varsity
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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