Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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