She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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