He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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