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D3 body, D1 cock

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(440): D3 body, D1 cock http://tfl.nu/qla4

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my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.

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(310): my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis. http://tfl.nu/isfk

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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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(412): I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes. http://tfl.nu/yyns

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This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.

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maybe it's her son

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thats not any better.

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(914): This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out. (1-914): maybe it's her son (914): thats not any better. http://tfl.nu/9ktq

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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.

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(402): Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery. http://tfl.nu/iy17

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i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial

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(567): i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial http://tfl.nu/1q06

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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?

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(703): My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned? http://tfl.nu/h3av

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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.

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im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile

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(410): As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie. (443): im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile http://tfl.nu/7kar

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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.

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(765): I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings. http://tfl.nu/mgul

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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night

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(440): It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night http://tfl.nu/ffc5

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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.

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(870): I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car. http://tfl.nu/7djn

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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you

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(217): Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you http://tfl.nu/bix8

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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.

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(703): I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM. http://tfl.nu/2ycx

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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.

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(440): Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great. http://tfl.nu/fk00

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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.

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(623): Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing. http://tfl.nu/8dgm

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