I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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