His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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