I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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